Beefcake

Child: Dear God will mommy get better?

God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

barleytea:

so tired of this ratchet ass hood

owl-ler:

one day in the future im gonna be big in the career field of my choice

they’ll ask me “how did you persevere and become so successful?”

I will turn to them and say “I never stopped biggering”

ask-heichou:

I’ll win them over or die trying!

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

ARMIN IS NOT USELESS

kyleehenke:

life isnt fair

$absinthe-cocktail: porn-cakes: 101st-analborne: fallbeil: mugenstyle: eccecorinna: wrathofprawn: for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge. their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured. how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever pilots (◡‿◡✿) girl pilots (◕‿◕✿) girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ But, remember, women never did anything in history. These women are perfect. They aren’t hollywood women oh no. They are Russian bad ass mother fuckers.$

absinthe-cocktail:

porn-cakes:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿)

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

These women are perfect. They aren’t hollywood women oh no. They are Russian bad ass mother fuckers.